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[edit. This is not about me. I don't have a car. I was just an observer.)
A "To Serve and Protect" pulled up, the policeman got out and crossed over to an illegally parked car. Just then, she came flying across the road, a little middle-aged woman waving her shopping bags.
Tsk, tsk, he chided her, and walked back to his car. (No, she did not get a ticket.)
That's very nice of you, I said.
He smiled, and drove away.