Yesterday as I was walking past Talbot's I spied a sign that said SALE. I peered in the window and saw lots and lots of shoes. Shoes! The Shoe Fairy directed me to a specific spot and I saw these light, pretty, buttery-leather mules. Bah, I said to the Shoe Fairy. You know darn well they never have my size in these sales and anyway they'll still be too expensive for me. She gave me a little swipe and pushed me look at the size and the price. Both were eminently suitable and so I took them home with me.